Monday, November 24, 2008
Damn funny
READ MELabels: Diary, jokes
7:40:00 PM
VERY INTERESTING STUFF
In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb'
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Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.
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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury.
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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
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Coca-Cola was originally green.
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It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
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The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
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The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
Spades - King David Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
A. Obsession
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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter 'A'?
A. One thousand
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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All were invented by women.
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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.
When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep ! on. Hence the phrase.......... 'goodnight, sleep tight.'
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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.
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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them 'Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.'
It's where we get the phrase 'mind your P's and Q's'
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Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. 'Wet your whistle' is the phrase inspired by this practice.
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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!
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Believe it or not, you can read it.
I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a word are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2008 when...
1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three..
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses..
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell/mobile phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7.. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen
8. Leaving the house without your cell /mobile phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee. !
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.!
~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~
NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
Taken from
here while blog hopping
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12:41:00 PM
If you don't already know this one, I'm sure you will find it very interesting and fun to solve! And if you do find the answer (or already know it) please put it under a spoiler tab so that you don't take the fun from the rest of the intelligent people in this forum....
Here we go....
You are one of
20 prisoners on death row with the execution date set for tomorrow.
Your king is a ruthless man who likes to toy with his people's miseries. He comes to your cell today and tells you:
“I’m gonna give you prisoners a chance to go free tomorrow. You will all stand in a row (queue) before the executioner and we will put a hat on your head, either a red or a black one. Of course you will not be able to see the color of your own hat; you will only be able to see the prisoners in front of you with their hats on; you will not be allowed to look back or communicate together in
any way (talking, touching.....)
(The prisoner in the back will be able to see the 19 prisoners in front of him
The one in front of him will be able to see 18…)
Starting with the last person in the row, the one who can see everybody in front of him, he will be asked a simple question:
WHAT IS THE COLOR OF YOUR HAT?He will be only allowed to answer “
BLACK” or “
RED”. If he says anything else you will ALL be executed immediately.
If he guesses the right color of the hat on his head he is set free, otherwise he is put to death. And we move on to the one in front of him and ask him the same question and so on…
Well, good luck tomorrow, HA HA HA HA HA HA!”
Now since you all can communicate freely during the night, can you find a way to
guarantee the freedom of some prisoners tomorrow?
How many?
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12:28:00 PM
Yay flash is over and i rebonded my hair ytd. haha random. bb =D
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10:16:00 AM
Friday, November 21, 2008
Here's something for YOU to figure out.
It was said that only 2% in the world can solve this question.
I managed to solve it. Can you?
This is the Einstein's Puzzle.
Let us assume that there are five houses of different colors next to each other on the same road. In each house lives a man of a different nationality. Every man has his favorite drink, his favorite brand of cigarettes, and keeps pets of a particular kind.
The Englishman lives in the red house.
The Swede keeps dogs.
The Dane drinks tea.
The green house is just to the left of the white one.
The owner of the green house drinks coffee.
The Pall Mall smoker keeps birds.
The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhills.
The man in the center house drinks milk.
The Norwegian lives in the first house.
The Blend smoker has a neighbor who keeps cats.
The man who smokes Blue Masters drinks bier.
The man who keeps horses lives next to the Dunhill smoker.
The German smokes Prince.
The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
The Blend smoker has a neighbor who drinks water.
The question to be answered is: Who keeps fish?
With these 15 hints, the answered can be solved.
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11:55:00 PM
Saturday, November 15, 2008
15 nov 2008
DAMN PISSED.....BLOODY HELL...Wait until tomorrow then wash toilet will die arh, whatever lo, dun use then dun use lo, i go downstair use lo. Bath also can bath downstairs. hrmpf. wanted to wash tml de, now dun even need to wash even better..
she some more ask me wash my clothes myself. like i care, i got enough clothes to wash once a week, downstair summore got laundry room. I scared arh.
I HATE HOUSEWORK...
(i hate my life)Labels: Diary
9:13:00 PM
Friday, November 14, 2008
Went out after sch to look for the formal wear for next week's networking skills test.
Intended to buy from this fashion but couldn't find any satisfying ones so SR and I took a bus from ps down to far east. walked around the basement and tried lots of clothes and finally bought our formal wear from osmose. We paid together in 1 receipt so i got to be a lifetime member, next time can buy at 10% discount. Wanted to buy another skirt but no stock so i settled for the 1 i bought. xD at least i finally got a formal set of clothes le. Then after that we walked back to ps. On the way we stopped at taka to take a rest and i went to see if sherlyn's working today. I msged her but she replied after i left taka so i guess we're not fated to meet.
After that i went to meet JQ for dinner. We ate at pastamania! I ordered a 12' Hawaiian pizza, so full lor, after that we went carrefour see see walk walk then he say wan drink bubble tea but ps dun have so we walked to tangs de sweet talk to get 1. It's pretty late at that time so we took a bus, i stop at dhoby and he went str8 home.
overall it's a fruitful day... Lalala~
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11:33:00 PM
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
11 Nov 2008
V slack today, no mood to do proj or tuts, v piggish.
bought 1 big pack of hello panda, rice cracker and 1 loaf of my favourite bread, but the bread de taste weird weird de. Bought beef slice for dinner. ate 2 piece of bread too. Anyways the dinning etiquette de roleplay very cheapo lo.The chicken cutlet so small piece, soup is campbell de powder de, then mango pudding de milk taste overpower the mango taste.. I rather eat my onigiri from sushi store lo. =(
Tml going to meet xh after sch. only happy thing sia. SIAN.. hate sch..
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9:47:00 PM
Monday, November 10, 2008
10 nov 2008
today nth special except that my fren, SR, very cutely took 154 instead of 74 then think why the driver never turn, she even tot the driver drive wrong route. LMAO... Cute hor, haven made this kinda blunder for a long time le, she pro until i dunno wad to say le. hahaha
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8:13:00 PM
Sunday, November 09, 2008
9 nov 2008
Woke up at 10+ today, started packing my table.. A lil i guess, I slowly packed my notes, arrange, punch hole, fasten, file jiu at night le. suppose to do rfa and proj all haven start. Of cos at the same time i'm watching videos. =D
went to daddy there to eat dinner, bathe there(cos there can on heater, at hm my mummy dun let me on, emotional-blackmail lo, if i on she will nag say what; she so old also nvr on, i so young still on. Wua lao, i on or not how to compare with her. whatever, not here to complain bout that) Dinner got fish, prawn, long beans and soup. Of course got rice also. Ate quite alot but i nvr touch the long bean, i dun like long bean...
Dunno what else to blog today. Sayonara!
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8:03:00 PM
Saturday, November 08, 2008
Wonder where the driver parks it.
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10:35:00 PM
8 nov 2008
While waiting for my bluetooth to get installed, i shall blog about the earlier events that happened today. Woke up at 7 cos i forgot to off my hp alarm, and could really slp well after that. Officially woke up at around 10+ cos i lazed on my bed for a really long time. Didn't do anything significant except for watching 剑林天下 online while msning with SR. Talked about some personal stuff and our opinion of ourselves. She brought up a pt that guys are more pr0 then us cos they can hide their emotions and dun show, at least most of them can, and they can hide for v long or v well.
Yay, I finally installed that dam bluetooth device. Grr, y doesn't my laptop have anything(at least should have build in bluetooth ma, !@#$%^&)... Anyways back on topic, after that my gor gor came and pick me up to go to auntie's house. Brought my laptop along cos he ask me to help him with some stuff. Didn't really do much but anyways...
Secondary sch de vacation started le... yay i've been waiting cos i wan go trim my hair but i wan act sec 3, cheaper. (v cheapo la but no choice ma, my very 能干 de father didn't gimmi much allowance...[170 for the past 6 mths])
Got the mahjong game and crazytaxi from gor gor cos i lost them when i reformatted my comp, feel like getting the macromedia fireworks from the sch again, lost that prog too, saddddd...
Anyways i saw a limo today! at auntie's house de car park, the pictures shalled be posted in the next post. I specially went downstairs to take de lehx, cos it's rare to see a limo in singapore, scare next time no chance to see lo. lol...
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9:45:00 PM
Tuesday, November 04, 2008
DANG....
MY FRIENDS ARE IN LOVE!!!
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7:16:00 PM
Saturday, November 01, 2008
I HATE HOUSEWORK
I'm totally not a wife material if u think that a wife must wash clothes, cook meals and do house chores.
Ytd DJ asked, if u were to get breast cancer and the doctor says you need to remove one of your breasts, would you rather remove 1 or remove both?My ans: NeitherI rather just die. I dont care if it's emo or wad lo, there's really nth to keep me from dying. Family and friends? nah, loved one? nah, what else? nahx.. [emoing cos my mummy ask me to do house work, but seriously, i can list a whole lot of bad points, i can list a whole lot of reasons why i shouldn't be alive, but i can't list to show y not. I'm probably still alive cos i hope and want to see my future. Most importantly, I have 0 tolerance lvl for pain.Labels: Diary
11:35:00 PM
31 Oct 2008
~Skip talking bout sch...
End sch at 11am, dam song. Called LPXH to morning call her but she woke up 1/2 hr ago. We arrange to meet at neb0 at amk at 12. =D Ate jumbo dog(student meal) and played some board game. One of them is Urban Legend. Lol, whoever gets 12 karma points first wins the game. It sounds easy but we took quite long to end game. The funny part was that we all kept dying and reviving and dying and pulling other people to die with us. lol... XH caught the halloween themed keychain and gave SR and DJ each 1. and kept 1 for herself. She quite pro de lo, sometimes she catch more than 1 at a time.
After that we went to NTUC to buy some stuff to eat. I bought 1 sushi($2.80)+1 YanYan ($0.90)+1 packet of agar agar(??), XH bought a tub of vanilla ice cream cos it's low fat(gd for SR), and it's VANILLA(gd for dj).. Hehe.. My yanyan also specially buy cream flavour cos dj like lo, see we so gd to u, must rmb le, dun say we no gd. XD
Then after that we went to SR's hs to meet with DJ. SR's mum let him in first and he was arranging his notes when we arrived. Helped him abit cos really cannot stand the messiness(i'm messy but erm, maybe i juz got bored) While he cont to pack, XH and I went to make the agar agar. Then when he packed finish, XH and I played Chinese Chess. OMG it's so hard can, the only reason why i can win is because XH's more careless, when she's not careless, I loss. Haha.. We kept playing till 9 and DJ was starving(i'm laughing)... So he decided to take things into his own hands and trashed me. T_T
Before we went out, SR came back so she accompanied us to oppo her hs to buy food. DJ bought veg rice, XH bought bubble tea and i bought 1 loaf of bread(yummy!) haha...After we're done with our "dinner" We ate our dessert! Wahaha, i liked the agar agar, it's just like those u buy at the fruits stores. Yummy...
We played a card game called "stress" which i owned jerry cos he is a beginner. kaka.. then it was getting late and we went to LPXH's hs to ton(which failed)...
I borrowed XH's pj dress cos i needed smth to change into after i bathe. And DJ's shirt is too thick so he too borrow one of XH's bro's. The funny thing is that XH's bro did not have clothes of his size and thus he loan him his shorts which he wore during his secondary sch years. So XH and I got to view a DJ's "Mei tui"(which was full of mosquito bite scars).. XH shy so she ask DJ to cover his legs cos we are not used to seeing him in shorts. haha.. So he covered them with a blanket.
While DJ played chess on viwawa, XH and I played stress, but after a few games it gd boring and i started to feel slpy. So i told Xh to let me slp for an hr. I did wake up after 1 hr but they were watching some show called "da si xi" but i wasn't that interested and i was pretty tired so i go back to slp again. hahah.. Then this morning wake up found all of them slping so conclusion is that the tonning mission failed. haha..
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9:52:00 PM
iq quiz on friendster
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| Number of questions | 20 |
| Right Answers | 13 |
| Wrong Answers | 7 |
| Unmarked questions | 0 |
| Time elapsed | 00:16:21 |
| MARK | 13/20 - Score:
Above average |
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9:32:00 PM
Long hair
Put Braces